Puns for higher IQ's...

• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
• Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• Every calendar's days are numbered.
• He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
• A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
• A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• Dijonvu - the same mustard as before.
• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.